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Shaquille O’Neal Attacks Kobe Bryant in Freestyle Rap: this past weekend just before USA Basketball announced the 12 man roster, which will compete for a gold medal in the 2008 Olympics in Beijing, China later this year, Shaquille O’Neal was having one of those moments people have in high school. Those instances when a guy wakes up the morning after a long night of drinking, only to find an oversize girl sleeping next to you on your bed. Fighting experts at Bodoglife.com already have the best Odds to win 2009 NBA Championship. That’s the kind of moment Shaq had, after his now infamous “freestyle rap” assault on ex-teammate Kobe Bryant hit the airways. What was one Shaq highlight-play in this NBA season that anyone remembers?  That would take way too long… Ah… here’s one: “You couldn’t do it without me… Kobe N*** tell me how my a** taste… Ima horse, Kobe ratted me out, that’s why I’m getting divorce, he said Shaq gave a bitch a mill… check it, you know how I be, last week Kobe couldn’t do without me” After this went public, Shaq had his moment (with the mistaken oversize girl): "I was freestyling. That's all… it was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever… that is what MCs do. They freestyle when called upon. I'm totally cool with Kobe. No issue at all." Perhaps Shaq's accomplishments this season weren’t enough to satisfy his huge hunger for attention. After all, what did Shaq accomplish this NBA season? Lets take a look: has his lowest season production in points, rebounds, and minutes played, to later quit on his team (yes the Miami Heat, who went on to be the worse team in the history of the NBA). What does he do after that? He demands a trade. The Miami Heat’s Odds to win 2009 NBA Championship are 40 - 1. Late midseason season, Shaq gets his wish granted, but only to ruin the Phoenix Suns, and their chances at an NBA championship: by destroying their chemistry, fundamentals, rhythm and pace, and even to the point of even making a great coach like Mike D’Antoni, look like he had never coached a team in his entire life. The Phoenix Suns’ Odds to win 2009 NBA Championship are 20 - 1. Perhaps it is a good idea for Shaq to be practicing his freestyle, because after all, his basketball career has been over for a very long time now. Perhaps he should be diverting everyone’s attention from his horrendous basketball playing, and maybe he should be focusing on other things outside basketball, like maybe saving his “personal life”. The Los Angeles Lakers’ Odds to win 2009 NBA Championship are tops: 7 - 2. Well, it certainly looks as though we have a Shaq vs. Kobe winner for this round, and it also looks like we have a looser too.
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